If your finding that your encounters with your mate are turning into a “bridge to nowhere,” wear PALIN CONDOMS. Limited edition PALIN CONDOMS are the perfect gift for the sharpshooter or moosehunter of the family.

  • Hockey mom approved
  • When abortion is not an option.
  • The official condom of all four members of the Alaska State Legislature
  • Not for use with caribou
  • Drill friendly
  • approved by PTA mom’s everywhere
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